ahhh! now I am a sticky melted candy!!

Brilliant as always, sir, and I can't help but admire the way you entwine the romance of fanfic (often just a hair's breadth away from ludicrous) (like Ianto's lips tingling) with the crude reality of life (Jack's "Did you get a boner on the-") It's superb and makes for awesome "this could have really happened just now" reading.

Thanks!!