"Not him, not me, not the Doctor, not anyone you know, is that it?" Ianto stared at Jack's fingers, then the soldier with the tits across the room and back at Jack's face. "Where's your list of exceptions, Jack? Keeping it under a pillow?"

DUDE.

I wonder what fandom would have done if Ianto had pulled the lever on Steven. *considers*

This is awesome. Great last lines. There are too many great lines to pull out, actually. Harsh adolescence. Ow.